Here is a funny Bernese Mountain Dog T-shirt with our famous Bernese Mountain Dog rules to live by. You can even customize it with your own  Bernese Mountain Dog's name. You can have up to 15 characters printed on to this T-Shirt. Please make sure you type in the name in the box below. This Dog T-Shirt makes a nice dog gift for yourself or another dog lover. All Dog T-shirts come in S, M, L, XL and XXL. If you have other breeds of dogs, we carry over 130 different Dog T-Shirts and other Dog Gifts.

Here is a funny Bernese Mountain Dog T-shirt with our famous Bernese Mountain Dog rules to live by. You can even customize it with your own Bernese Mountain's name.

Text reads:

1. Bernese Mountains are not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, Bernese Mountains are allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. Bernese Mountains are allowed in all rooms, but have to stay off the furniture.
4. Bernese Mountains can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, Bernese Mountains are allowed on all the furniture, but are not
      allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, Bernese Mountains are allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. Bernese Mountains sleep on the bed whenever they want, but not under the covers.
8. Bernese Mountains sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. Bernese Mountains can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Bernese Mountains.